an actual excerpt from my linguistics homework
This isn’t a foreign language, dear readers, it’s what American English looks like when actually spelled phonetically (using the International Phonetic Alphabet). For those of you out there that have thought about how weird our spelling is compared to our pronunciation, I suppose this is your alternative.
I had a lot of fun “translating” this.
Likes: Making awkward friends. Dislikes: Making friends awkwardly.
Special Skills: Spelling "onomatopoeia" correctly on the first try.
Ask Me Ask Me Ask Me
Submit (kind of like an ask, but longer!)
Iron nanny.
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