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Dislikes: Making friends awkwardly.
Special Skills: Spelling "onomatopoeia" correctly on the first try.
I want to say that it can’t possibly be any worse than the one from a few years ago, but something tells me they’ll find...
Oh what the fuck already.
NEW RULE. Nothing under 30 years old can be redone. EVER.
WHAT IS EVEN. HOW IS THIS ALLOWED???
i know all the dialogue to the mummy. it’s one of my favorites.
It’s not even fifteen years old. The fuck? No.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?? TOUCH THIS MOVIE AND I WILL HURT SOMEONE.
Boooooooooooo. I loved the retro charm of the 1999 Mummy film. Maybe I’d understand rebooting this reboot if it were a...
THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH THE DAMN ORIGINAL! argh. i love that movie so much.