Popsicle Robot Dinosaur

Here are some things I like.

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  • Jun 6
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  • (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
  • Me:
    “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
  • (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
  • Mother:
    “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
  • Boy:
    “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
  • Mother:
    “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
  • Boy:
    “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
  • (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
  • Boy:
    *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
  • #that is so freaking cute
  • #also awesome
  • #i need this on my blog
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