A walking, talking, socially maladjusted IMDB. Likes: Making awkward friends. Dislikes: Making friends awkwardly. Special Skills: Spelling “onomatopoeia” correctly on the first try. Ask Me Ask Me Ask MeSubmit (kind of like an ask, but longer!) Tumblr (3.0; @elongatedpantaloons)http://elongatedpantaloons.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/80371d3b6f4294fe2856cfab9b9e5d27/tumblr_mn5tbd2kZF1r03eaxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ta-ble.tumblr.com/post/51000548766" target="_blank">ta-ble</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>wife of Souljaboy Tellem</p> </blockquote>http://elongatedpantaloons.tumblr.com/post/51275577554http://elongatedpantaloons.tumblr.com/post/51275577554Fri, 24 May 2013 20:30:16 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3e91a46dbd8e0c30a5991a89dd56f7a6/tumblr_mn5x4fLlcA1qz8vumo2_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://popculturebrain.com/post/51007219214/vulture-kicks-off-bluths-clues-contest-with" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">popculturebrain</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/Vulture?v=app_273518236083470" target="_blank">Vulture Kicks off ‘BLUTH’S CLUES’ Contest with ‘<strong>Where’s Tobias?</strong>’ Game</a></p></blockquote>http://elongatedpantaloons.tumblr.com/post/51269211861http://elongatedpantaloons.tumblr.com/post/51269211861Fri, 24 May 2013 19:00:40 -0700Arrested DevelopmentVultureBluth's CluesWhere's Tobias<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7a37dfc0979a45a7552306feaf6d1d20/tumblr_mn8uwpLOq21rux9f7o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f6dfd6a43581950403f9a374f42d9622/tumblr_mn8uwpLOq21rux9f7o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f75d126a98d798f1b649cda192615abe/tumblr_mn8uwpLOq21rux9f7o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/deb3f195394eced5fddfd363b3d2b68b/tumblr_mn8uwpLOq21rux9f7o5_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/07973d64d806b197c000a41e9a57d8d7/tumblr_mn8uwpLOq21rux9f7o6_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/db920166b28dac4c0934508122b32c94/tumblr_mn8uwpLOq21rux9f7o7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f5600c8dfdbb33fdf97338f2ef2b5130/tumblr_mn8uwpLOq21rux9f7o8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0a3240604005e14c134a4f7f906369f4/tumblr_mn8uwpLOq21rux9f7o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theabsolutepham.tumblr.com/post/51211942997/iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise-will-smith" target="_blank">theabsolutepham</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise.tumblr.com/post/51138155569/will-smith-embarrassing-jaden-has-got-to-be-one-of" target="_blank">iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things</p> </blockquote> <p>Will Smith is a bigger dork than his son.<br/><br/>Can you imagine a sitcom about these two?<br/><br/>Oh God.<br/><br/>This is the Fresh Prince of Bel Air sequel we’ve been waiting for.</p> </blockquote> <p>Yes, that’s a fantastic idea! There’s no way it would happen, but oh man, would I watch it. I at least would love to see a reality show about these people.</p>http://elongatedpantaloons.tumblr.com/post/51269212254http://elongatedpantaloons.tumblr.com/post/51269212254Fri, 24 May 2013 19:00:40 -0700will smithjaden smithDaaaaaad you're embarassing me<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a1f66ea55edfc90ef767e0ce90d7eb96/tumblr_mn45uvLKqa1qckp4qo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://theonion.tumblr.com/post/51009299471/grand-theft-auto-v-missions-to-focus-largely-on" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">theonion</a>:</p> <blockquote><h1>‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Missions To Focus Largely On Tutoring, Community Outreach: <a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/grand-theft-auto-v-missions-to-focus-largely-on-tu,32502/" target="_blank">Full Report</a></h1></blockquote> <p></p>http://elongatedpantaloons.tumblr.com/post/51263135094http://elongatedpantaloons.tumblr.com/post/51263135094Fri, 24 May 2013 17:30:20 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4db3062d71819ad8016ea609b179e4b7/tumblr_mn60pv63u61qhub34o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5037fb7b666bfe8905846ec1acb506a9/tumblr_mn60pv63u61qhub34o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b1bcadfb97019c3f5f6419793a171f32/tumblr_mn60pv63u61qhub34o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/42e5eb4dd07154562b7205cbda2f31db/tumblr_mn60pv63u61qhub34o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3b612a09db933a9106e8eff2d6bb3474/tumblr_mn60pv63u61qhub34o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4b527599664e653f94f1d06193a8a227/tumblr_mn60pv63u61qhub34o8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8fd0b1082c497404f650b2bb860aebc8/tumblr_mn60pv63u61qhub34o7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a8399a1bb573b8d2bb459c35fedae267/tumblr_mn60pv63u61qhub34o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bfd3dc18417a6858763c8d9594a5580a/tumblr_mn60pv63u61qhub34o9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://latenightjimmy.tumblr.com/post/51011163871/game-of-desks-portraits-game-of-desks-is-coming" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">latenightjimmy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/blogs/2013/05/web-exclusive-game-of-desks-portraits/" target="_blank"><strong>Game of Desks Portraits</strong></a></p> <p>Game of Desks is coming… May 24, 2013</p></blockquote>http://elongatedpantaloons.tumblr.com/post/51257160423http://elongatedpantaloons.tumblr.com/post/51257160423Fri, 24 May 2013 16:00:48 -0700game of deskslate night with jimmy fallongame of thronesjimmy fallonquestlovethe rootssteve higginsDion Flynncelebsjohn snowlannister<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/472966b5318730e2a89eb895b33552db/tumblr_mn3thuMRBs1qdedm3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thefluffingtonpost.com/post/51018582688/cross-eyed-cat" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">thefluffingtonpost</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>PHOTO OP: Cross-Eyed Cutie</strong></p> <p><em>Via <a href="http://instagram.com/p/Zgx5ECALM-/" target="_blank">tomiinya</a>.</em></p></blockquote>http://elongatedpantaloons.tumblr.com/post/51250840898http://elongatedpantaloons.tumblr.com/post/51250840898Fri, 24 May 2013 14:30:25 -0700cutekittiescatsanimalsrefluffs<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/90c4daf87636b68e1f547ee980ca0c7e/tumblr_mmb7ha53wl1rmgtbjo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://elongatedpantaloons.tumblr.com/post/51239842378http://elongatedpantaloons.tumblr.com/post/51239842378Fri, 24 May 2013 11:48:11 -0700giffunnycatsdogsanimals<a href="http://www.eonline.com/news/422628/jennifer-hudson-signs-on-as-american-idol-judge-plus-find-out-who-else-is-close-to-coming-aboard">Jennifer Hudson Signs On as 'Idol' Judge, Kelly Clarkson Close to Signing Too | E!</a>: <p>I’m rather excited about successful former Idol contestants coming back on as judges. It’s a pretty inspired idea because a) I like these particular people and b) it’s a good way to remind people of a time when Idol could produce talent whose names and faces you could remember a week after the competition ended. </p> <p>Though, I imagine the phrases “we’ve been right where you are right now” and “we’ve been in those shoes” are going to get quite worn out.</p>http://elongatedpantaloons.tumblr.com/post/51239502034http://elongatedpantaloons.tumblr.com/post/51239502034Fri, 24 May 2013 11:42:00 -0700american idoltelevisionkelly clarksonjennifer hudson<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ff6877731e5b16e10df46b8c27d4682d/tumblr_mn68s3Ttx61rlynuno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://twitterthecomic.tumblr.com/post/51024649521/bear-in-scrubs-walks-into-waiting-room-sorry-to" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">twitterthecomic</a>:</p> <blockquote><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>*bear in scrubs walks into waiting room*”Sorry to be the bear-er of bad news but I’m a bear and your son died cause bears can’t do surgery”</p><div>— Joe (@lazy_joe_) </div><div><a href="https://twitter.com/lazy_joe_/status/333375080157564929" target="_blank">May 12, 2013</a></div></blockquote> <script src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8" type="text/javascript"></script></blockquote>http://elongatedpantaloons.tumblr.com/post/51200762648http://elongatedpantaloons.tumblr.com/post/51200762648Thu, 23 May 2013 20:30:22 -0700Damn you bear surgeontwitter the comiccomics<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dff5ea5abe43ffd6d37e209dd34b451d/tumblr_mmuourMSnY1qb9pa3o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://elongatedpantaloons.tumblr.com/post/51194083839http://elongatedpantaloons.tumblr.com/post/51194083839Thu, 23 May 2013 19:00:44 -0700lolomg<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ba91a318a40c5a92d8eafca0d7459e8f/tumblr_mn9jjvh6ZH1qhub34o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5037fb7b666bfe8905846ec1acb506a9/tumblr_mn9jjvh6ZH1qhub34o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/098aae4636bf582c7d1e0d39f53d295d/tumblr_mn9jjvh6ZH1qhub34o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/929b3c42e95647f258d892fc0e92c2cb/tumblr_mn9jjvh6ZH1qhub34o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://latenightjimmy.tumblr.com/post/51160233785/more-gameofdesks-portraits" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">latenightjimmy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>More #GameOfDesks Portraits</strong></p></blockquote>http://elongatedpantaloons.tumblr.com/post/51193483929http://elongatedpantaloons.tumblr.com/post/51193483929Thu, 23 May 2013 18:52:59 -0700that last one!game of deskslate night with jimmy fallonjimmy fallonAD Milessteve higginsquestlovegame of thrones<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0ed8f6a462c04193dd856c44e0e46fad/tumblr_mn8hz86NUn1qzcv7no1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b7f578c6fdc71fa3c6485209930b5aab/tumblr_mn8hz86NUn1qzcv7no2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/95d9e065b271f57a0c268ee0e464d84a/tumblr_mn8hz86NUn1qzcv7no3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://stream.pleated-jeans.com/post/51163493423/take-me-out-to-the-ballgame" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">pleatedjeans</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://www.pleated-jeans.com/2013/05/23/take-me-out-to-the-ballgame/" target="_blank">take me out to the ballgame</a></p></blockquote>http://elongatedpantaloons.tumblr.com/post/51192987053http://elongatedpantaloons.tumblr.com/post/51192987053Thu, 23 May 2013 18:46:37 -0700pleated jeanscomicssomething about people randomly caw-ing makes me laugh my butt off<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2bbc475f0ab4eac3b2a850675bece800/tumblr_mn8vrhTQBH1r1wksco1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/29f76cfa1309a92e645439f1e1bc515e/tumblr_mn8vrhTQBH1r1wksco2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/91dfb8ae57c632533108d81eb0ce4a1c/tumblr_mn8vrhTQBH1r1wksco3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/962ae54aa87aab3a463973dd1b64a2b9/tumblr_mn8vrhTQBH1r1wksco4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8d69eb0d6ff67a887cd74eddf4f5d24a/tumblr_mn8vrhTQBH1r1wksco5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7d190e873509d4779e5af2f35131d487/tumblr_mn8vrhTQBH1r1wksco6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small><strong>S1E24</strong> - May 23rd, 2013.</small></p> </blockquote>http://elongatedpantaloons.tumblr.com/post/51192241282http://elongatedpantaloons.tumblr.com/post/51192241282Thu, 23 May 2013 18:37:03 -0700communitymay 23rd 2013<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/PJvYprLDcRs?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wwruska.tumblr.com/post/51155231555" target="_blank">wwruska</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <h1 id="watch-headline-title"><strong><span class="watch-title yt-uix-expander-head" id="eow-title" title="REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn!">REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn!</span></strong></h1> </blockquote> <p><span class="watch-title yt-uix-expander-head" title="REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn!">I’m laughing so hard oh my god</span></p> </blockquote> <p>My favorite part is their critiques on technique. </p>http://elongatedpantaloons.tumblr.com/post/51192180278http://elongatedpantaloons.tumblr.com/post/51192180278Thu, 23 May 2013 18:36:15 -0700everything sounds painful<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d1848060f8c0769e828a9023b42966fe/tumblr_mn9twcNdZc1qzcv7no1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://stream.pleated-jeans.com/post/51175564189/via" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">pleatedjeans</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://gawker.com/man-runs-out-of-gas-on-interstate-sets-up-drum-kit-to-509165589" target="_blank">via</a></p></blockquote>http://elongatedpantaloons.tumblr.com/post/51190670547http://elongatedpantaloons.tumblr.com/post/51190670547Thu, 23 May 2013 18:16:17 -0700hero<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/60d5932a65f7aed8be97c1e20278e268/tumblr_mn9ukdvcWO1qasthro1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/07718a1ceba662c7bb0f6ad4a8e872bd/tumblr_mn9ukdvcWO1qasthro2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d152625d3f15b62079d41e5b3db11f98/tumblr_mn9ukdvcWO1qasthro3_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/51180169742/the-cure-for-duck-face-photos-is-to-photoshop" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">collegehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures/gallery/6892088/duck-face-spaghetti" target="_blank"><strong>The Cure for Duck Face Photos is to Photoshop Spaghetti onto Them</strong></a></p> <p>You look sooooo cute but OMG carbs.</p></blockquote>http://elongatedpantaloons.tumblr.com/post/51189752436http://elongatedpantaloons.tumblr.com/post/51189752436Thu, 23 May 2013 18:03:59 -0700LOLduckfacephotoshopstupidfoodgallery<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4a86506992531ae8b09a8d3dec533c73/tumblr_mmwp9q60yi1r0401yo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c0ee4de9a4bfd662c979ca8e04fdfe02/tumblr_mmwp9q60yi1r0401yo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://zawehzaweh.tumblr.com/post/50632915854/finalblessing-will-smith-everybody-hello-i" target="_blank">zawehzaweh</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://finalblessing.tumblr.com/post/50594194905/will-smith-everybody" target="_blank">finalblessing</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>will smith everybody</p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/HELLO-I-AM-MR-SMITH-THIS-IS-M-FAMILY" target="_blank">#HELLO I AM MR SMITH THIS IS M FAMILY</a><span> </span><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/WIFE%21%21-SON%21%21" target="_blank">#WIFE!! SON!!</a></p> </blockquote> <p>I want a life-sized cardboard cutout of Will Smith in this pose that I can stand next to my front door so that it can greet/announce me whenever I enter. </p>http://elongatedpantaloons.tumblr.com/post/51187238612http://elongatedpantaloons.tumblr.com/post/51187238612Thu, 23 May 2013 17:30:18 -0700will smithcelebs<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d1ef5509f8de7501ca6a38c121bb6603/tumblr_mmw89ywTXR1qfoasdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://geeksngamers.tumblr.com/post/50582035831/to-infinity-and-beyond-by-dan-luvisi-check-out" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">geeksngamers</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong><em>To Infinity and Beyond</em></strong> - <span>by </span><a href="http://danluvisiart.deviantart.com/" target="_blank">Dan LuVisi</a></p> <p>Check out the <a href="http://www.danluvisiart.com/" target="_blank">Artist’s website</a> | <a href="https://twitter.com/danluvisiart" target="_blank">Twitter</a></p></blockquote>http://elongatedpantaloons.tumblr.com/post/51180848723http://elongatedpantaloons.tumblr.com/post/51180848723Thu, 23 May 2013 16:01:15 -0700illustrationfilmtoy storybuzz lightyeardan luvisi<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6a6ed216e1e5c0e4c1d8fbb4dacaab65/tumblr_mmr3swPnc81s5ngcfo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://igwenstacy.tumblr.com/post/50357427944" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">igwenstacy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><img alt="" src="http://media.tumblr.com/1197230afb217b9cc912d5f456190323/tumblr_mmr3scoDp21s5ngcfo1_500.png"/></p></blockquote>http://elongatedpantaloons.tumblr.com/post/51174258470http://elongatedpantaloons.tumblr.com/post/51174258470Thu, 23 May 2013 14:30:35 -0700my herospider-manandrew garfieldthe amazing spider-man 2<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e6c917aad8738af52716bc77edf0cbbb/tumblr_mn7vxqLBBc1qasthro4_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/186bf57df1bff7b861627dc526c7b89d/tumblr_mn7vxqLBBc1qasthro1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4ebbec95f8758393c22c45bb7c0ae12b/tumblr_mn7vxqLBBc1qasthro2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a6b039c74cbf373eaa38223d978f9403/tumblr_mn7vxqLBBc1qasthro3_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/51092437950/just-look-at-this-ridiculously-photogenic" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">collegehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures/gallery/6891764/just-look-at-this-ridiculously-photogenic-dog" target="_blank"><strong>Just Look at this Ridiculously Photogenic Dog</strong></a> [Click for more]</p> <p><span>A project that simply started with Instagrams of a coonhound named Maddie balancing on stuff, photoblog </span><a href="http://maddieonthings.com/" target="_blank">MaddieOnThings</a><span> has blossomed into a full-fledged production; no longer relying on the balancing premise and upgrading the camera beyond Toaster photo filters. This dog is flat out photogenic. The success of the project has blossomed into a </span><a href="http://maddieontour.com/" target="_blank">nationwide tour</a><span>(meet the dog!) and a </span><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Maddie-Things-Theron-Humphrey/dp/1452115567/" target="_blank">book deal</a><span>. Just wish he was our best friend.</span></p></blockquote>http://elongatedpantaloons.tumblr.com/post/51132042604http://elongatedpantaloons.tumblr.com/post/51132042604Wed, 22 May 2013 22:57:23 -0700LOLanimalsdogsphotogenicmaddieonthingscollegehumorch gallery