CLEVER HIPSTER APHORISM
Pithy aloof comment/Quote from an author that drank themself to death
Likes: Making awkward friends.
Dislikes: Making friends awkwardly.
Special Skills: Spelling "onomatopoeia" correctly on the first try.
Ask Me Ask Me Ask Me
Submit (kind of like an ask, but longer!)
More About Me / Butts /
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He knows if you are sleeping
He knows if you’re awake
He knows when the park system’s down
Hold onto your butts for goodness sake
