And what are you wearing?
Pithy aloof comment/Quote from an author that drank themself to death
Likes: Making awkward friends.
Dislikes: Making friends awkwardly.
Special Skills: Spelling "onomatopoeia" correctly on the first try.
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At my behest my girlfriend recently quit smoking, However I agreed to her request that she can have a cigarette after sex just like they do in the movies. We have a lot more sex now.
Dog Keeps it Cool in the Summer
How else is he supposed to get quality time with a half-empty jar of mustard
Not even counting the dog, these people keep a lot of weird groceries.
(Source: forgifs.com)
Actual screenshot of Jon Snow and Ygritte from last week’s GOT
holy shit