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  • Aug 29

  Late to the party, but here’s my VMA wrapup

  My internet was down so I did something I haven’t done since I was a child; watch the VMAs. Here are some of the highlights:

  • I’d watch a full 3 hours of Jo being a bamf.
  • By Jo I don’t mean the one from Facts of Life. Though, they do share some similarities. Mr. Jo Calderone however is the less masculine one.
  • The only thing scarier than Chris Brown is a Chris Brown that can fly. Also ghosts.
  • What dude gets a shorter haircut and then ends up looking more like a lesbian than he did before? Oh, Justin Bieber, you’re an endless source for humor.
  • Also that Beyonce/Jay-Z fetus most likely has a clothing line and record deal already lined up. Best mash-up of the night.

  More under the cut:

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  • #MTV VMAs
  • #tags i'll never use again
  • #lil wayne
  • #drake
  • #amy winehouse
  • #katy perry
  • #cloris leachman
  • #young the giant
  • #jared leto
  • #chris brown
  • #justin bieber
  • #Dr. Who
  • #nicki minaj
  • #jessie j
  • #jo motherfucking calderone
  • #too lazy to edit this
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