Popsicle Robot Dinosaur
Here are some things I like.
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Koan
Which came first, lesbians who look like Justin Bieber or Justin Bieber?
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Yvonne Strahovski dances to Justin Bieber, as filmed by Zachary Levi.
I am uncomfortable that I’m having special lady feelings while listening to Justin Bieber.
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Late to the party, but here’s my VMA wrapup
My internet was down so I did something I haven’t done since I was a child; watch the VMAs. Here are some of the highlights:
- I’d watch a full 3 hours of Jo being a bamf.
- By Jo I don’t mean the one from Facts of Life. Though, they do share some similarities. Mr. Jo Calderone however is the less masculine one.
- The only thing scarier than Chris Brown is a Chris Brown that can fly. Also ghosts.
- What dude gets a shorter haircut and then ends up looking more like a lesbian than he did before? Oh, Justin Bieber, you’re an endless source for humor.
- Also that Beyonce/Jay-Z fetus most likely has a clothing line and record deal already lined up. Best mash-up of the night.
More under the cut:
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THAT AWKWARD LESBIAN MOMENT
when your first lesbian haircut just results in you being teased for looking like Justin Bieber for 3 months.
(submitted by lifeandtimesofjenny)
The man ruined an entire haircut. That’s an impressive culture impact for someone so young.
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Justin Bieber - “Die In Your Arms”
Sorry, there are two Justin Bieber singles out now that I sincerely enjoy? And not just enjoy, but kind of love? Is this the darkest timeline? [checks face for goatee]
All kidding aside, this is a really fun, laid-back summer R&B/soul track that might just be my favorite song right now.
I know. I’m shocked too.
(Source: elongatedpantaloons / Justin Bieber)
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vh1:
Bieber, we know it’s your birthday but…. pull up your pants.
Are those pants even long enough to be worn on his hips?
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10 Examples of Joffrey Bieber: The Most Hated Person Alive
Brace yourselves, Bieber is coming. Thine Beliebers are colder and harsher than any winter ye shall ever know. What happens when you mix the most hated pop star with the most loathed Game of Thrones character? The worst. That’s what happens.
via joffreybieber
Oh god, kill it with fire.
A walking, talking, socially maladjusted IMDB.
