My internet was down so I did something I haven’t done since I was a child; watch the VMAs. Here are some of the highlights:
- I’d watch a full 3 hours of Jo being a bamf.
- By Jo I don’t mean the one from Facts of Life. Though, they do share some similarities. Mr. Jo Calderone however is the less masculine one.
- The only thing scarier than Chris Brown is a Chris Brown that can fly. Also ghosts.
- What dude gets a shorter haircut and then ends up looking more like a lesbian than he did before? Oh, Justin Bieber, you’re an endless source for humor.
- Also that Beyonce/Jay-Z fetus most likely has a clothing line and record deal already lined up. Best mash-up of the night.
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