Honest Textbook Footnote
The person who took this picture didn’t even read it.
I love when stuff like that gets slipped in. It reminds me of the gamecube instruction manual where I think it had a diagram that said something like “don’t lay the gamecube on its side and pretend that it’s a PS2”.
Always Wash Your Butt
You can never escape your mother’s suggestions, even if you send her to go work in a factory.
I’ll keep that in mind, shirt tag.
Boyz II Men Ringtones - A CollegeHumor Exclusive
We got the dudes to come by and record some very special ringtones. “Picture messageeee. Maybe it’ll be boobs.”
I definitely want some of these to exist. The ex-girlfriend one would be pretty handy.
Forever Alone Dog
It would be really sad if the owner died while tearing down the stairs and everyone forgot that I predicted it would happen.
Awww. This is the saddest, cutest thing I’ve ever seen. For god’s sake someone play with this dang dog.
No Laughing At Other People’s Farts
Unless they’re especially squeaky sounding and you can’t resist.
Farts are no laughing matter.
Nick’s Girl Costume Warehouse - CollegeHumor Classic
“GET UP OFF YOUR ASS AND GET THE FUCK DOWN HERE! I GOT SHIT OVER HERE I’M TRYING TO FUCKING SELL!”
A CollegeHumor Classic. Happy Halloween weekend, friends!
Tigger Shows Serious Swagger in Disney Mascot Dance-off
“TTFN, haters.”
Gettin’ their swerve on is what Tiggers do best.
Realistic Inventory Link
“Whoa, carrying stuff is cool.”
Link must have one of those Hermione bags with him to carry all of his equipment. Otherwise, how would you explain boots heavy enough to weigh you down in the water when you wear them, but when you put them in your bag you float?
Oh? This is a videogame based in a magical fantasy world? That also explains things.
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