Epic Eyewear of the Day: Black Handlebar Mustache Sunglasses.
To think of all the years I wasted walking around with mustache-less shades.
Pictured above: the Fu Manchu style.
This is one of those things that I would love to rock but my friends would just relentlessly deride it. The same thing happens when I go out with my beard beanie.
(Source: thedailywhat)
I got a new pair of glasses…there’s something different about these…
Well, what do you know. Looks like Harry found those mustache shades too. I mean, if he can rock ‘em I can right?
Wait. No, I can’t. He’s way cooler than I am. Nevermind.
“When young girls are encouraged to explore what they find interesting, they become interesting women.” - Poehler (from Paste interview)
I don’t really need to know why they’re both sporting Ron Swanson ‘staches. I merely revel in the fact that they are.
One of my favorite stores in Chicago, Broken Cherry has this mustache belt buckle on their website. All I can think is “Who wants a mustache ride?”
I must have you. I will consider my pants incomplete until you adorn my waist.
professorcatfacemeowmers asked you:I would love to see a drawn out sketch of exactly whats on your mind at this moment :DI’m thinking I want a robot to deliver me pizza.
I’m thinking I want a pizza bot of my own as well.
One cool hot dog.
I may or may not have to do this to all of my hot dogs in the future.
(Source: elongatedpantaloons)
Goatee Beard Mustache is new this week at BustedTees.
If my birthday passes and one of my friends doesn’t manage to get me one of these, I’ll consider my personal relationships all failures.
Now that is a cat with a mustache. The sumbitch even looks devious. Someone please do the internet a favor and photoshop a tophat and monocle onto him.
(Source: mrgulogulo)
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