1. harebrained:

    World’s best Valentine card.

    variation on an apparent theme. This one is way more badass.

     

  2. Seriously, where the fuck do they all go. Chapstick and gum are things that I constantly buy and I’m constantly losing.

    note: For those of you that watch “Community” my first thought was that Annie’s Boobs comes into my room when I’m sleeping to steal these things from me.

    (Source: kayhugs, via cosmic-cooties)

     

  3. I suppose this is the second in my “stories about cats” series (I guess I’m that gay).

    Gus gus likes to roll onto his back and patiently lie in this position until you rub his belly. He’ll also stare you down as if to say, “C’mon, bro. You know what’s up.”

     

  4. collegehumor:

    Kitten Thinks It’s A Puppy

    It’s 2012, people. If cats want to act like dogs that’s none of my business.

    Personal story time: My roommate Jaime had a cat named Mynock (after the Star Wars creature) that also was a big fan of playing fetch. She’s the cutest. 

    Tangent: Mynock has a brother named Bantha (also after the the Star Wars creature) who, if cats can be gay, is the gayest cat on the planet. He’s just…fabulous.

    (Source: College Humor)

     
     


  5. astrobit:

    if slugs were fast it would be very scary

    Oh my god, I was just having a conversation about fast slugs and snails. Well mainly Milton (yes people are still getting named Milton these days) kept bringing up gastropods and we mainly scratched our heads at him. 

    (via myarmsareridiculous)

     


  6. annikafagface:

    unfortunately being gay in real life is not as fun as it is on the internet

    (via lgbtlaughs)

     


  7. When you’re happy, you enjoy the music. But, when you’re sad, you understand the lyrics.
    — Frank Ocean (via thvgbitch)

    (Source: ciafa, via goneawayawhile)

     


  8. lykanthropic:

    The slow version of Young Blood by The Naked and Famous is so much prettier than the radio version. Listen to this asap.

    (via tcryla)

     


  9. ghostfishkrillah:

    dolphins always look like they’re laughing at a joke you’re not in on

    (via toinfinityandbeyonce)